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acey duecey 

this is when one guy has a sexual encounter with two women, hince menage e trois...
I can't go out with ya'll tonight man, I gotta acey duecey poppin' off, and I can't miss out on it!
acey duecey by Joeseph Coolioni August 3, 2006

Dueceadile 

A turd that resembles that of a crocodile. Porous enough to float, but heavy enough that half of it is submerged, much like the eyes of a crocodile peeking through the water.
Ah man, I just shat a dueceadile.
Dueceadile by KojakR January 26, 2015

Duece Mitten 

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.
Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.
Duece Mitten by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009

drop a duece 

"Hurry up and get out of the bathroom, I gotta drop a duece real bad!"
drop a duece by diskid November 11, 2003

Gary Deucey 

A humorous term used to describe having to take a shit. A play on the name of the great actor Gary Busey.
I'll see you guys in about 15 minutes because I have an urgent meeting with Gary Deucey.