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2 definitions by diskid

 
1.
Take a shit
"Hurry up and get out of the bathroom, I gotta drop a duece real bad!"
by diskid November 11, 2003
 
2.
an alternative to saying "Shutdown!" when someone is badly insulted
Kid #1: Ur Momma!
Kid #2: (crying)
Kid #3: Ha Ha! That was a dis and dismissed!
by diskid June 13, 2004