The Magic Trick

The act of having sex doggy-style and having someone hide in the closet. The other person quietly sneaks out and takes over for you. You then go outside and wave to her from outside the window.

I was doing this drunk girl last night and gave her the magic trick, you should have seen her face!

The Magic Trick by skierfreak December 20, 2006

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The Magic Trick

The deadly art of turning the lights off before sex and walking out of the room as your friend walks in making sure the girl is facing a window you can get to, you have your friend fuck the girl when she thinks it is you, you walk over to the window tap and wave shocking the girl.

Matt and I gave Misty "The Magic Trick" last night, I wish I got the look on her face on tape!

The Magic Trick by The Masked Gorrilla June 22, 2011

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The Joker's Magic Trick

A sexy magic trick in where you tell your partner that you are going to make your "dork" disappear. You pull it out and slam hers/his face down onto it, mouth wide open, and presto, it disappeared...it's magic!

Last night I gave my bitch the Joker's Magic Trick. She's still trying to figure out how I did it.

The Joker's Magic Trick by Smokin' Joker October 28, 2008

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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