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Queeness 

A hot woman who has the confidence of a man with a large penis.
She's got queeness envy.
Queeness by CecilwithaY August 26, 2022

beefy queefies 

1. An episode of constant farting which stinks like a third-world storm drain and is usually brought on by some type of ethnic food.

2. Taking a shit and moaning like a woman giving birth.
1. "I went to Chipotle for lunch and now I've got a case of the beefy queefies, and I'm very afraid of leaving a pool of Bosco in my underwear."
2. "Dude, Henry's in the can, shouting like a maternity patient. Guess he's got the beefy queefies."

Queerness in the Rearness 

Something extremely gay, but not quite as gay as gaynus in the anus.
Damnit! Working at Dairy Queen is fuckin queerness in the Rearness!

queerness 

The amount of queer in someone that is gay, or lesbian
The amount of queerness of that guy was insane!
queerness by DopePlaya99 February 12, 2014

Queefless 

Unable to queef ; never having queefed
Mrs. Rogers of New Mexico is the only known alive female to be queefless!!!!!!
Queefless by tinkerbell1302 December 16, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026