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cockshit 

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit
Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.
cockshit by Carly July 2, 2003

Cockshit 

A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.
*indian accent* Oh yes, craig is a cockshit.

cockshit 

1. A general expletive for the usual swearing purposes, like whenever something bad happens.

2. A general insult.
Example 1: I am a moose now!
Example 2: Cockshit!

Example 1: Hey guys, how's it going?
Example 2: You're a cockshit!
cockshit by I am not a moose October 15, 2007

Cockshit 

something ridicously frustrating. The first use of this phrase was uttered by Louis "Bo" Berger during a golf outing circa 1996. Mr Berger a very good golfer was having a poor outing. During the final holes of the game, Mr Berger became so frustrated that he became virtually speechless after a bad shot. His mouth opened and nothing came out for a few moments. Finally he blurted out the phrase "cockshit". The stunned onlookers had never heard this phrase before but immediately knew its significance. I was playing with Louis Berger that day....and to this day I use the term to donate a ridicuosly bad golf shot. That is how how the phrase was started. A perfect phrase for an unexpectedly bad turn of events. This is all 100% true. That is how the phrase was started.
That shot was Cockshit........
Cockshit by karl104 May 7, 2011

cockshit 

when a girl shits while your cock is in her ass
AHHH DUDE I HAFTA TAKE A COCKSHIT THANX TO THAT BITCH!!
cockshit by mach46 May 21, 2009

cockshit 

(a) An explictive. (b) Any waste product from the penis. (c) The shit that comes from a male's cock.
This is fucking cockshit. I can't believe you left your used condom in my medicine drawer.
cockshit by Sexy Supreme December 17, 2006