To manipulate or use someone to get them to do something that you want them to do.
Tom Sawyer mind fucked his friend into painting a fence.
When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.
Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!
1. A tough situation to get out of, or a sensitive situation.
2. When a female is covered in semen and has no way to clean up quickly.
1. "Jenny was in a sticky situation after agreeing to watch her little cousin's birthday party"
2. "Jenny was in a sticky situation after giving her boyfriend road head"
a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis
This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!
When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"
Dude, my asshole room mate did an ultimate cock block on me!
1. A horn filled with fruit.
2. A horny, fruity man.
Dude, I was talking to this fucked up cornucopia last night on webcam
When you're going down on a chick with a very smelly vagina and she has explosive diarrhea all over your face.
Dude, I was fucking this chick when she had a fucking chocolate fish bomb.