craptopping

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

by deadheadrik December 22, 2009

Craptop

A crappy laptop, usually seen on college campuses when some students were obviously given their parents' old laptops while the parents upgraded.

Wow, did you see Bryan's 2002 IBM craptop?

by gdawson October 28, 2008

A laptop that is so shit that when it joins your game it gives all the other players unbelievable amounts of lag...

"Oh fuck, Sams craptop is giving me loads of lag, what a wanker!! Kick him."

by mevs gay November 15, 2009

A type of computer which is being used while seated on the throne in the thunderbox. See also squat and surf.

MSN posting: "No, I have the webcam switched off; I'm using my craptop..."

by King Drax May 30, 2010

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

A laptop with a processor under a 75mhz 486 and has no cd rom

by Winbetas October 27, 2003

What you call your laptop when you take it in to the bathroom with you.

"Hey! I need to catch up on Facebook and beat that next level on Candy Crush, so I'm grabbing my Craptop while I drop some boys off at the pool."

by Spunkyd223 August 30, 2016