Penis biscuit

The art of filling your foreskin with as much crumbled up digestive/hobnob/rich tea biscuit as possible, then performing a rotationary motion allowing biscuit crumbs to fly every where.

Oh baby, release your penis biscuit all over my face.

Me and Sharon are trying to spice up our sex life so we decided to do a penis biscuit last night. Shit was wild, but my dick is really itchy.

Penis biscuit by Muckle930 May 14, 2010

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Penis biscuit

1. An exclamation usually directed at a person.
2. A biscuit cut in half, with a penis in the middle

"John, you're a god damned penis biscuit!"
"Jenny likes penis biscuits for breakfast."

Penis biscuit by skeletorsanalslave December 7, 2006

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

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give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

give a hoot don't pollute by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017

Word of the Day on July 1, 2026

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grandnibling

Sibling's grandchild.

My grandnibling is a good person.

grandnibling by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Word of the Day on June 30, 2026

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