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I’m no Miss New York 

What you say when you mean you’re nothing special; sure, I did this, but, I’m humble about it.

Also used as a humble reply to a compliment.
Ethan: Safira your handwriting is so perfect, mine is so bad!!
Safira: I’m no Miss New York.

Safira: I’m no Miss New York, but I wrote a 10-page-essay in two hours.

Divine Miss M 

A pseudonym and alternate personality of Bette Midler (also known as "The Divine Miss M")
I hear the Divine Miss M is in Vegas at the moment?
Divine Miss M by cseim June 14, 2008
(noun): An extraordinary, compassionate, and dedicated teacher who goes above and beyond for her students. Known for her ability to inspire, engage, and organize unforgettable experiences, like trips and extracurricular activities. Her presence in the classroom is unmatched, and she is deeply missed by her students when she is not around.
After that unforgettable trip, we all realized how much we'd miss Miss M. during the summer break - she truly is one in a million.

When I think of a perfect teacher, Miss M. immediately comes to mind; her passion for education is contagious and we appreciate all her hard work.

You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss! 

You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss! — The is one of the most famous lines from the George Pellicanos / David Simon series The Wire. Originally spoken by Street King and “drug dealer robber” Omar Little to the drug gang hit man Roland “Wee-Bey” Brice after Brice unsuccessfully tries to collect the bounty on Omar’s head in an ambush.

After the Brice is wounded and his crew is killed, Omar leaves Wee-Bey conspicuously alive uttering the famous words:

“Yo Bey, the lesson here is: You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss!”

Amazingly years after The Wire series ran, this line is now being quoted verbatim by the American News Media in the general direction of lawmakers attempting to bring Donald J. Trump to justice.

I don’t know which is more paradoxical: hearing a White woman say this while affecting a Baltimore Black-cent; or, that this warning is being given to lawmakers about a former president of the United States.

Wow…now, y’all got the briefcase AND the gun.
I want to see Trump brought to justice and treated exactly like both Reality Winner and Jack Teixeira. But, words of wisdom to the Justice Department: You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss!

miss keisha 

Miss Keisha! Miss Keisha! Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead.
miss keisha by Miss Keisha January 3, 2018

miss rona 

polite name for our loving miss coronavirus 🥰
(girl wearing crocheted mask)
another girl: Bitch, miss rona gon slip right through that mask
miss rona by dumb bitch tingz March 25, 2020