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6 definitions by cseim

 
1.
Born 1 December 1945, Bette Midler is the most icnredible female singer/actress/comedienne/performer the world has known.
I would sell my Louis Vuitton collection for tickets to Bette Midler's concert.

Bette Midler is much better than Barbra Stresisand. And everybody knows it.
by cseim June 14, 2008
 
2.
i. Somebody who is extremely fat and obnoxious.
ii. An affectionate term for a friend.
iii. Someone who eats more than you do.
iv. Someone you hate.
Viraj: How are you?
Xtina: Good and you fattie mcfatphuk?
by cseim June 14, 2008
 
3.
Another word for a vagina.
"She has such a hairy spukununu, I'm sure if we looked hard enough, we could find Rasputin in there!"
by cseim June 14, 2008
 
4.
A pseudonym and alternate personality of Bette Midler (also known as "The Divine Miss M")
I hear the Divine Miss M is in Vegas at the moment?
by cseim June 14, 2008
 
5.
Refers to Bette Midler (otherwise known as "The Divine Miss M"/"The Divine One").
To "experience" her greatness, either by watching one of her concerts, seeing one of her films, or listening to one of her records.
I am so glad that I have my tickets to experience the divine in concert!
by cseim June 14, 2008
 
6.
v. To defocate in one's pants.
Origin: "Sex and the City" movie.
Carrie Bradshaw: Charlotte poughkeepsied her pants!
by cseim June 14, 2008