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Chuzzler
Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.
Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??
Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??
Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.
Chuzzler by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020
Chuzzle
The act of two men rubbing their beards gently and affectionately against one another, like two cats nuzzling.
(Orientation of either man is irrelevant, but soft beard-on-beard action is essential.)
(Orientation of either man is irrelevant, but soft beard-on-beard action is essential.)
Oh man, I was at a party the other night, and my boyfriend chuzzled this guy with an amazing beard, and it was delightful.
chezzer
chezzer by H-bomb jetpack March 17, 2004
Chezzetcook
Chezzetcook by Lakshmi December 15, 2008
Chezzney
You know when I come round I come round with the fattest bag of chezzney wonk head, absolute pineapple chezzney haze
Chezzney by The Chezzney Cocker July 18, 2020