fiddle fart

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004

fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.

You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.

by Name 111 April 11, 2014

fiddle-fart

to play, or mess around when one is supposed to be doing something more productive.

Nathan! Stop fiddle-farting, and come take out the trash!

by obiwon123 March 1, 2011

Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.

You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017

yellow spotted fiddle fart

a fart so loud and messy that it leaves yellow spots on your underwear and sounds a little like a fiddle being played under water.

Dude, what was up with that yellow spotted fiddle fart? it sounded like a back woods prison party.

by painshowerintheladyflower April 21, 2011