Fiddlefarter

Someone who does nothing important and doesn't do what they are told. They would rather sit around playing Rock Band and farting.

Keith is going to miss his eye appointment because he is the world's top fiddlefarter.

by PamMcCrat February 17, 2009

fiddlefart

To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.

Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003