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A skinny, lanky, bad-postured, tall man. (usually chopped)
"Ew, that guy is so slampy"
"IKR, he has a Squidward build"
Slampy by Om Hanan Susanne August 1, 2025
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SlapYoMamaParlay 

A risky parlay bet that has virtually no chance of winning, but pays out 100-1. The insane amount of money won makes you contemplate slapping your mother because of the dopamine /or adrenaline rush.
My rent is due tomorrow and I only have $10 in my bank account. I guess I’ll go to the casino and place a SlapYoMamaParlay.
SlapYoMamaParlay by xPPx October 1, 2019

sampynis 

(noun) a really retarded person who acts like a dick or penis often used by Taiwanese students to mock others.
It started in an international school when a student called Sampson Tsai showed his dick in class and started dancing .
(Verb) sampyniscate
(adverb) sampynisly
Damn Jack you are such a sampynis for eating 5 apples .
Tom just sampyniscated in class.
Bob looked at me sampynisly with his dick out.
sampynis by JHSADJGKHSDJGKHSAKJ September 28, 2017

big slappy 

i was talking to this girl and damn she got that big slappy
big slappy by rabidspanial May 24, 2016

Slamposium 

When a group of girls (i.e. slam pieces) convene to take pictures of themselves in PhotoBooth or any similar application. They may also gossip or discuss their menstrual cycles. The opposite of a Brovention.
While the great thinkers of ancient Greece held symposiums to discuss philosophical quandaries, Amy held a Slamposium when she got her braces off.

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy 

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football
Teddy: “Ur Mom gay
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*