artard

A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.

You are such an artard!

by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

artard

An inncorect way to spell /r/-tard which is a reference to certain people on the 4-chan boards. Referenced in South Park and correctly spelled if you had captions on.

Stan: I am socializing /r/-tard(artard). I'm on an MMORPG gaining XP with my friends using Team Speak!

Randy: ....I'm not an /r/-tard(artard).

by Dude#10230213 November 21, 2006

artard

a retard compared to other retards; qualities of extreme stupidity

John is such an artard!

by jose santos May 13, 2005

artard

a person of significant stupidity; one who give the impression he is a retard

That artard just drove the wrong way down the street.

by w dawg March 4, 2004

artard

computer nerd talk for retard, only a true computer nerd could think this word up. also used in south park.

no this is not just a computer game it is a online RPG with team speak you artard!!

by Ryan Neve October 10, 2006

artard

A person with absolutely no aptitude for, or working knowledge of modern technology, ideas, or common art forms, trends and entertainment.

"Where the fuck have you been living... Under a rock, you fucking artard?? How can you not know what a Cleveland Steamer is?

by Phlegmlord April 24, 2016

artard

Dennis, the night manager at the Dough Bowl in New Orleans. His managerial skills include threatening to be a hardass, getting in the way, and telling bad stories that involve his fat ass taking a shit while eating peanut butter. He had to trade in his trailer for a doublewide when he got married just so his elephantine wife could get through the door. But, ya know, at least he spends lots of time with his two kids, who aren't really his, WHEN HE'S NOT TELLING THEM TO GO AWAY AND LET HIM CONCENTRATE ON HIS FUCKIN HALO! First person to come to the dough bowl and get rid of my horrible boss eats free for the rest of the year.

Dammit, artard, mop the floor!

by disgruntled cook December 7, 2004