Garfblat

A word or expression which makes the one hearing it want to punch the person saying it in the face, kick in the balls (if present), poke in the eye (only on tuesdays), or fuck their mom (only if their hot, and only in public restrooms at the metro), or simply vomit.

Guy 1 "Dude, thats like as much fun as riding a tractor...in a field"

Guy 2 " You just garfblatted, wheres your mother?"

Garfblat by Dally-Doodlez November 2, 2006

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Garblat(s)

Private Parts, Vagina or Penis

My Garblat(s) are/is Smelly

Can You Scratch My Garblats

I Punched Myself In The Garblats

Garblat(s) by Ross Hilyard October 16, 2008

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Garfblat • Garblat(s) • garblatz

garblatz

An annoyingly stupid person who thinks he has the ability to suck his own cock, and brags about it for whatever reason.

Kyle is a complete garblatz

garblatz by Chris Ashworth December 9, 2003

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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