Turtle neck is oral sex, or neck peformed very slowly. It's the slowest neck you can get. Originating in Dallas, Texasthe word has since made it's way to Georgia.
Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker
a loser, someone you dont like or cant stand. Someone who is an idiot, douche bag, or complete tool. Someone who is also really goofy-looking and useless.