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turtle neck 

"No baby, I'm not sporting a turtle neck, I'm Catholic."
turtle neck by mud909 May 31, 2009

Turtle Neck 

When the male member retreats from the outside of the body to the inside, much like a turtle does with its neck and head.
my nude modeling opp took a turn for the worst when i looked down to find i was turtle necking.

I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
Turtle Neck by middlemansamiam June 30, 2011

Turtle Neck 

Turtle neck is oral sex, or neck peformed very slowly. It's the slowest neck you can get. Originating in Dallas, Texas the word has since made it's way to Georgia.
Arthur: "What'd you do last night fool?"

Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"
Turtle Neck by King Diop January 11, 2008

turtle neck 

A protruding peice of crap poking out of ya anus..

A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards

Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"

cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company
Fook me dave I cut off me turtle neck ...

best you ring calvin klein mark

Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker
turtle neck by I3igCheese October 22, 2006

turtle neck 

grabbing the males crutch from behind and pulling it towards you.
my best mate was getting harrased by this guy so i got up behind him and gave him a turtle neck
turtle neck by steggles January 18, 2009

Turtle Neck 

a loser, someone you dont like or cant stand. Someone who is an idiot, douche bag, or complete tool. Someone who is also really goofy-looking and useless.
"Hey Chris, look theres Matt, he's such a turtle neck!"
Turtle Neck by Bryn4B January 18, 2009