pappapittmudman's definitions

dick fer

if you don' know what it's for , ask you daddy!

what's a dick fer?

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

jelly roll

limp dick

she was ready to fuck, but he couldonly manage a jelly roll.

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

turtle neck

when you pull the foreskin down below the head of the penis

before i could blow him, i gave him a turtle neck.

by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004

fistular intercourse

a.k.a. fist fuck.
1) To insert a fist into a bodily orfice in a sexual manner.
2) to beat the crap out of using your fists.

1) She was a freak for large objects,so Petie gave her some fistular intercourse.
2)When John puked on her shoes, Wanda performed fistular intercourse upon his nasal passages.

by pappapittmudman January 28, 2005

mudman

anal sex freak.

he was such a mudman

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

hide the pinkie

finger up the butt.

i went to the doctor's and he played hide the pinkie.

My girl friend played hide the pinkie and i blew my cork.

by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004

turkey gravy

a soupy shit resembling thanksgiving turkey gravy.

after 62 burritos, ziggy had a bad case of turkey gravy.

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004