pappapittmudman's definitions

hide the pinkie

finger up the butt.

i went to the doctor's and he played hide the pinkie.

My girl friend played hide the pinkie and i blew my cork.

by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004

turkey gravy

a soupy shit resembling thanksgiving turkey gravy.

after 62 burritos, ziggy had a bad case of turkey gravy.

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

turtle neck

when you pull the foreskin down below the head of the penis

before i could blow him, i gave him a turtle neck.

by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004

mudman

anal sex freak.

he was such a mudman

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

dick fer

if you don' know what it's for , ask you daddy!

what's a dick fer?

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

jelly roll

limp dick

she was ready to fuck, but he couldonly manage a jelly roll.

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

fistular intercourse

a.k.a. fist fuck.
1) To insert a fist into a bodily orfice in a sexual manner.
2) to beat the crap out of using your fists.

1) She was a freak for large objects,so Petie gave her some fistular intercourse.
2)When John puked on her shoes, Wanda performed fistular intercourse upon his nasal passages.

by pappapittmudman January 28, 2005