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the monster 

HIV/ AIDS contracted by having unprotected sexual encounters or exposure to the bodily fluids of a person already infected.
Charlie Sheen caught the Monster banging prostitutes without a jimmy in Las Vegas. He was wild'n out!
the monster by Pillow Lips September 4, 2019

the monster 

"the monster" the thing that takes up part of you after using Crank (crystalized meth) he eats you up..
Damn, she been takin by the monster.. never shoulda done that meth
the monster by K.T. January 8, 2005

The Monster 

The best wingman a guy could have. The monster is an individual who will distract/flirt with, and/or have sex with anything in order to help you get laid.
Man, she's got some butt ugly friends. We need to call Joe. He's the monster.
The Monster by AngryCanadian October 19, 2006

the monster 

haveing a S.T.D. useally AIDS. but can be used for any STD. any deses that you can ceatch from a person.
I was going to monster up on that girl, but she looks like she has (the monster).
the monster by joey styles April 15, 2006

The Monster 

In the heat of the moment while having sex, a man may lose control and start growling like a wild animal. He may or may not remember doing this in the morning.
1) When Karl was annihilating her insides he began to growl, "MMMMM....MMMM....MONNNNNN..........MONSTERRRRRRRR!!!!!"

2) me: hey karl i heard you gave her the monster last night!

Karl: i don't remember anything
The Monster by pappertapper August 21, 2010

the monster 

Made up by Kevin Balolong, who used the "para" in Counter-Strike but called it the monster. He uses the monster while running, which makes his recoil worse but scares people.
Kevin: THE MONSTER! *sprays with parap*
Julian: LOL IRL
Kenneth: LOLOL
the monster by Kenneth B. April 5, 2005