6 definitions by AngryCanadian

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A condition displayed by iFags, individuals who have become enamored by trendy, overpriced and untimately useless "Apple" products. The current symptoms of iFaggery are typically expressed as:

1. The operation of three (3) or more Apple products on one's person, at once.

2. A tendency to aggrandize common features that may be easily found on any other brand of computer, media device etc.

3. An uncontrollable urge to repeat, in verbatum, the exaggerated, and often fraudulent claims of Apple marketing entities.
John's obsession with his new iPhone had quickly deteriorated into a classic case of iFaggery.
by AngryCanadian March 28, 2008

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An advanced sexual act typically described as a "No handed spider monkey" The Jedi Master usually involves deep penetration while balancing in a position where one, or all individuals involved are in danger of slipping, falling over, or off of the surface which they are positioned upon. (edge of a couch, bed, etc.)
There wasn't anything on the bed to hang on to. So, I brought out the jedi master!
by AngryCanadian October 31, 2006

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1. A goverment sponsered pirate, or mercenary

2. An armed ship, privately owned. Or, a member of it's crew.

3. A reference used to describe a well equiped, mobile, independent business operator with a healthy sense of self interest.

A privateer has hijacked my entire operation.

by AngryCanadian October 30, 2006

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1. One who is notorious for extremely aggresive anal intrusions (e.g Porn Actor Max Hardcore )

2. A Gamer Fag (PC, or otherwise) who is so enthusiastic about gaming, that it is suspected that he/she is a flagrant homosexual who plays games only for the opportunity to frequently use sexual domination type references (e.g pwned, rapeage, Slut Bag etc.)
1. Holy shit! This is legal to film?! That guy's a poophole pwner!

2. Wow, that loser is still talking shit on CS. What is he? Some kind of poophole pwner?
by AngryCanadian October 29, 2006

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1. A high quality package for individual servings of tea

2. An oral sex act requiring a completely waxed and moisturized scrotum.
Examples:

A silk tea bag makes for a better cup of tea.

As a point of courtesy, Dick had provided a silk tea bag for Jane's house warming party
by AngryCanadian September 26, 2009

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The best wingman a guy could have. The monster is an individual who will distract/flirt with, and/or have sex with anything in order to help you get laid.
Man, she's got some butt ugly friends. We need to call Joe. He's the monster.

by AngryCanadian October 18, 2006

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