monkey mind

Meditation term for a mind that refuses to be quiet and concentrated, so that your meditation is interfered with by your attention constantly finding new objects, like a monkey roaming through your brain.

If I concentrate very quietly I am sure I can think of an example, such as I wonder if Sandra wears panties in the summer?, no I mean an example of monkey mind, for which I need to concentrate like lemon juice concentrate god that's the best stuff for making lemonade to families with dependent children like monkeys infesting the mind and asking questions authority and authorizes questions come on there has to be an example of monkey mind your own business monkey business suit monkey suit

monkey mind by old lang guy October 17, 2006

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workplace monkey mind

Slang term describing the distracted state of mind that can occur at work when you should be focusing on the task at hand but you are only getting sidetracked into other non-workplace thoughts that are much more enjoyable.

Knowing I had a rapidly approaching deadline, I repeatedly attempted to focus myself on the project but a serious case of workplace monkey mind was making this entirely impossible!

workplace monkey mind by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

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mind monkey

A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...

That mind monkey made Me forget what I was thinking before I knew I was thinking it...

mind monkey by Ham face July 18, 2020

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Money-minded

A person have fully think about money and not beyond, he never bother about friendship, relationship and neighbors at all.

He is money-minded person, never help others.

Money-minded by Victoriousv January 22, 2012

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monkeyfinder

On Hypixel Skyblock, the party finder for dungeons and kuudra is commonly referred to as monkeyfinder due to how hard it is to find a good party

Person 1: You down to do some f7?
Person 2: Yeah but I don't have a party
Person 1: Just queue monkeyfinder.

monkeyfinder by TheTaxPerson November 21, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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