sockmonger 

One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.

"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"

sockmonger by Tamin September 24, 2008

cockmonger 

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003

cockmongerer 

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

cockmongerer by Rac^ January 10, 2003

Sockmonsteredness 

n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.

"I have a lot of sockmonsteredness lately"

Sockmonsteredness by master_gopher January 17, 2005

cockmonger 

A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.

"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."

cockmonger by Elastin April 4, 2009

cockmonger 

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

cockmonger by Seth March 23, 2005

Sockmonkey

a very "out of the loop" innocent person.

"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?

Sockmonkey by peppermintpatty1994 July 15, 2009