An individual obsessed with the region between the ass and sex organ. This individual will ignore the "real" goodies and direct there attention to that region. This often causes "blue balls" and several other neglect-related disorders.
Your so liberal, you remind me of a trenchcoat wearing, lambfucking, taintopheliac!
Dude 1: Why do you have a taint on your face?
Dude 2: Shut up.
2.
Carl: Hey man, what's up?
Steve: Let me see that taint I've heard so much about!
Carl: I don't know...
Steve: I'm gonna see that taint one way or another, so you better just pull down your pants before i make you. Understand?
Carl apprehensively pulls down his pants infront of Steve.
Steve (smiling): Ooooh yeah... now thats a good taint.
Taintch is that very annoying itch that seems to bury itself deep in the middle of one's taint. A Taintch cannot be alleviated by mere rubbing or position change, a hands-in-pants scrub is required. Taintch is usually accompanied by fumunda cheese, swamp ass, and / or unkempt pubes.
After doing some deep knee bends at the gym, I got the worst Taintch ever. I had to jump on a stationary bike and grind it away.