Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).
Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.
Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.
My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.
(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.
(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun
"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"
The Italian cousin to the Hudini. When you get so drunk at a Italian restaurant that you end up banging a middle aged broad in the restroom. Who by the way will only extort you for money and gifts down the road.
I got so drunk at Olive Garden last night, this old lady pulled a porcini on me. She said if I didn't give her $3000 dollars she will post pictures of my Italian sausage on facebook.