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roflslut 

Yet another word by the famous internet inventor of words, known only by his online gaming alias "JaJa". No one knows his true identify, but he will forever be honored within our internetual culture.

Roflslut is a widely used within the internetular culture. The definition is someone who uses the word "rofl" excessively. The word was founded in 1884 by Sir. Rofl of Greenburg. The story goes that he had many wives. One day they kept annoying him for more money saying "Rofl, Rofl, Rofl". He pulled out that pimp hand and just slapped those bitches. Tip of the day: Remember before pimp slapping, B.I.T.C.H. Bring your hand back. Inivision. Turn. Call out (in anger). Hit. Rofl called her a roflslut cause she was a slut and she kept saying his name to much. Once rofl became a commonly used word in internetual language a young man found the old word roflsut in a story he read. From then on the word has been used everywhere.
JaJa: Pie
Bob: rofl
JaJa: STFU NUB
Bob: rofl
JaJa: SILENCE U ROFLSLUT!
Bob: :( rofl
JaJa: THATS RIGHT BITCH!
roflslut by Lord JaJa September 30, 2006
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roflsloth 

When you are too tired/lazy to show any symptoms of being extremely amused by something.
Me: Look Jamie just shat himself.
John: roflsloth
roflsloth by Maton October 23, 2012
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026