Shitsicle

When one defacates outside during the winter and the fecal matter freezes to their anus like an icicle.

I went out side an took a dump, but it froze to my ass as a shitsicle!

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

Shitsicle

When over a process of a few days, someone inserts a Popsicle stick up their anus. Every insertion will add a thin layer of shit, over time adding up to a large Shitsicle.

Becky feeds a Shitsicle to her child every day.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

shitsicle

when you put frozen shit on a stick and dip it in fudge then give it to an unexpecting victim.

Dude: Hey baby! Want a fudgesicle?

Girl: Sure.. Mmmm this is good.....What the fuck?? This tastes like shit!!! This is SHIT!!!!! You Bastard

Dude: Yea, don't call me any more. Get the fuck out!!!

by chadsicle January 29, 2005

shitsicle

a nasty popsicle. it tastes like its made with liquified poo.

Gross. this is NOT made by Good Humour. its clearly a homemade Shitsicle.

by david October 28, 2003

shitsicles

frozen shit globs on a stick.

oh my! those look like shitsicles!!!

by midnight fairy May 11, 2011

shitsicle

after having sexual intercourse, the man takes the condom and empty's his load in it(both cum and shit).then sticks a popsicle in it then freezes it. after frozen the man makes the woman lick it and say "how many licks dose it take to get to the end of a shitsicle"

how many licks dose it take to get to the end of a shitsicle","i dont know bitch find out

by dirty earny June 5, 2011

shitsicle buttfuck

frozen shit thrusted up the asshole

Steve: Dude that guy just gave that girl a shitsicle buttfuck

Joe: Damn that must've hurt

by ovebvhoeirbvhioerbvih4h45h45h4 October 14, 2009