humour 

ryan reynolds.

teacher: "what's the definition of humour?"
every smart person: "ryan reynolds."

humour by GodHatesKai November 20, 2021

Humour 

Something people don't have

Be gay, do crime

"Humour"

Humour by sheixoe February 10, 2022

humour 

my best friend.
thats it.

love you bitch :)

"i am humour"

humour by FUCKKNUCLES October 17, 2022

humour deficit 

comedic bankruptcy,inability to either experience or create anything amusing

HD sufferer - you can say that again
normal person - oh can I - repeats what he has just said
HD sufferer - no response
normal person- i see you are suffering a humour deficit problem
HD sufferer- excuse me i do not understand

humour deficit by Joel Plews November 14, 2007

Humour The Boomers

an attempt to placate or pacify one's parents. (baby boomers...slang for generation of children born following the end of the second world war).

Mom and Dad were so annoying last night, nagging me to hurry up and finish that application. I finally decided to Humour the Boomers and told them i would complete it before bed.

Humour The Boomers by Groller Prizzly July 28, 2008

humour milk

Liquid secreted from your genetials caused by laughing too hard

"I laughed so hard my humour milk came out"

humour milk by Tomtom.com April 22, 2017

humour boner 

when you laugh so hard you get a boner because the joke was so funny

me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner

( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)

humour boner by humor boner maker June 7, 2018