directions for a self hi-5
I'm gonna self hi5 myself to kewlness.
one. bend knees slightly and prepare your body in the "ready to jump over a wild maniac
cat wit a chainsaw and foamin at themouth wit rabies and is going to eat ur
ass" position. with both arms loosely by your hips.
two. tighten muscles in lower calfs of both legs, tense up ur toes and ready urself for a vertical launch into the wide oxygen
air above ur beautifully shaped
head.. begin raisin and extendin both arms in an upwards claspin
motion..
three. thrustin ur body upwards and pushin quite
hard, whilst simultanously clappin your open palms above your
head
Tip :
Clap like ur clappin for somethin great or Wonderfullingly wonderful and good..
four. now is the exciting part.. as your hands clasp
together and omit that !!
CLAP!! sound..scream from the height of your voice wit all of your lungs can
errupt.. omit the following phrase..
"SELF-HI-FiVE.."
five. picture this exact moment in ur mind and remember this
as a "Valued Moment".. you now look the
BiZ..you're coolness factor has jus increased by 50%!!
six. land gracefully upon the ground sound and safe whilst
maintainin a perfect confident dazzlin smile..
Notice how now everybody knows how great you are..
the end...
