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Simpani
A simp who is also a jerk.
A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
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simpleflips
Finally caught a simpleflips stream last night, he tried to get one star for an hour, then threw up on the floor, then fell asleep on stream great entertainer he is
simpleflips by Idkduck December 26, 2017
James Simpleton
One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored
Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008
Simpler times
Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.
I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!
Simpler times by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020
Simplicated
For all the things in life that should be simple but are complicated. (ie: relationships, emotions, ice cream, Reddit)
Him: Hey, how’s nursing school going?
Her: it’s simplicated. Ever heard of a syndrome where ice cream tastes like blue cheese?
Her: it’s simplicated. Ever heard of a syndrome where ice cream tastes like blue cheese?
Simplicated by ElboiCoco April 21, 2021
shout out to Simpleflips
A phrase popularized by Vargskelethor in a video called Super Wheelchair Mario 64 where signs and messages constantly had said " Shout out to Simpleflips " which was a joke on people constantly saying " shout out to Simpleflips. "
shout out to Simpleflips by MoistGoats January 26, 2018