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The art of swangling is one that almost defies rigid definition. In its earliest form, the word was used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way. Since, however the word has flourished into something much, much more. To swangle someone could mean anything from besting them in a contest of wits to dunking in their face in the NBA Finals. It's possible to out-swangle someone, re-swangle someone, under-swangle someone, or even sudo-swangle someone, but there is no such thing as over-swangling. You can swangle an alligator, un-swangle a knot, or calculate your swangle of attack. Swangling, as stated, is an art, and true swanglers worldwide know that there are many definitons and uses for the word, the majority of which cannot be listed here. Above all, however, swangling is what the swangler makes of it. Put your mind to it, and you can swangle just about anything.
Correct Usage:
"One-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? Man, he really swangled you in this week's fantasy football match-up."

"The Greeks really out-swangled the Trojans when they got inside Troy using a wooden horse."

Incorrect Usage:
"How about you swangle these nuts?" Incorrect: Swangle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the swangler is female).
Swangle by Garth Swangler December 11, 2011
Related Words
They swangled you with their never ending swag.
swangle by ki~ru~mi February 14, 2021

Swagless 

A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless
Jon: wow look at those two young hipsters over there.
Pete: they are truly indeed swagless
Swagless by Mr BigG November 26, 2013
To be flung from a treadmill that was left on by another person
Lisa got stangled at the gym today, but she wasn't hurt too badly
Stangle by PeeJayEss February 6, 2020

Swaggleberries 

Swaggleberries means whatever you want it to. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective. As a noun, It is either swaggleberrie or swaggleberries. As a verb, it is eitherswaggleberrie, swaggleberrieing, or swaggleberried. And so on with the Adjectives. It is often used when as an excuse when none other can be thought of, when not wanting to tell someone something, when you don't know the answer, or just used as a way to reply to something
The swaggleberrie(noun) swaggleberried(verb) the swaggleberrie(adjective) swaggleberries(noun).
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.

Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries

Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries

Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries

Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries

Swinglered 

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.
I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.
Swinglered by Rockteh January 7, 2013