love commando 

It's just another way to reference a man's penis.

For some unbeknownst reason to me the human resources department of The Home Depot frowns upon me pulling out my love commando while I’m on the job.

love commando by Investigation Dave July 29, 2006

love commando 

A buddy who takes out the ugly chick so you can score the hot chick

She's hot for me, but won't leave unless her friend is scoring too - play the love commando for me buddy and I'll sort you next time out...

love commando by Beazer September 6, 2006