snurtle 

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

snurtle by Gregles January 1, 2009

Snurtle 

When someone so slow you can't tell if they a snail or a turtle

Cherie: " What's taking that dude so long?"

Brady: "That snurtle only moves in one speed. I'm gonna fire him."

Snurtle by Super Shredder February 12, 2022

Snurtle 

A cross between a turtle and a snail, typically referring to someone who is slow.

That girl is such a snurtle!

Snurtle by Löf Creator August 8, 2020

Snurtle 

A ancient cousin of the Turtle. The most common breed has a purple shell and blue skin. Recently become a fad on the online game, Roblox

I saw a Snurtle in the street today.

Snurtle by SynthX08 January 27, 2009

snurtle 

an uncircumcized penis

eewwwwsick get the snurtle away from me,and roll it up!

snurtle by till June 5, 2003

snurtle 

to rummage through somebody else's stuff

i just saw you snurtle. stop snurtling in my underpants draw

snurtle by Ankleboots September 12, 2006

snurtle 

a combination of a turtle and a snake. You can find them mostly in a pond when youre on a second date with a a very special girl.

Wow that was a huge snurtle!
Im peeling like a snurtle!
What the heck is that thing swimming over there? i think its a combination of snake and a turtle...a snurtle!!
i love snurtles.

snurtle by Dakota MCdonald June 10, 2010