yokelled

derived from the word "yokel," meaning a bumpkin who was likely raised on a farm; the inference being that one with a rural upbringing would have to have impressive strength, so this term refers to someone who is physically powerful.

damn, i'm not fuckin with that dude, he's yokelled!

yokelled by boeing August 28, 2006

Yodelled 

When you're living in the UK or Ireland, and you're waiting for something to be delivered, but then you realise that it's being delivered by the courier company "Yodel", which is basically synonymous with it never being delivered at all. Being Yodelled is like losing loved one, you know it happens, but you can never understand why, and nobody has the answers.

"Didn't you order a new LED TV? Why are we still watching Netflix on your laptop?"
"Yeah I did, but it got Yodelled, so what can you do? Either the driver got himself a free home cinema or it wound up in a ditch somewhere, but either way I'll never see it"

Yodelled by Beyodelled August 11, 2018

You've Been Yodelled 

If you live in the UK and the goods you've ordered online go missing, get lobbed onto your roof or arrive damaged. This only happens with the courier company "Yodel", as a result when you tell friends and family that your goods didn't arrive in good condition / at all they will usually tell you that "You've Been Yodelled"

David: I ordered a new PS4 and the courier lobbed it over the fence into my garden in the pissing rain so now it's ruined.

Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?

David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD

Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate

You've Been Yodelled by IKnowTheLingo October 6, 2020

Yodelledit 

Straight from the uk courier company's handbook, when nobody is in and you need to deliver a package safely you will throw it over the gate/ fence and say it's delivered safely.

The back gate was locked so I yodelledit over the fence.

Yodelledit by bendfromdover October 25, 2022