A fat chick with no value.

A flabby, self-proclaimed “10,” typically a female, who has nothing to offer at all. Sometimes referred to as a Porka Whale or a Porkaren. This type of female may appear to be what society deems a “strong, independent, woman” but in reality they gain all their power from insecure men and virtue signaling about being victimized. Wants all the benefits of equality to men without any of the responsibility. No confident man would be caught dead with a Porka. Porkas do nothing but consume. They do not provide anything meaningful to society and are generally a drain on insecure men's precious resources. Avoid at all costs.

That bisexual guy only chases chubbs and porkas
Shit everybody grab a slice before Karen gets here, she's such a porka!
Every female friends group keeps around one porka to make all the other women feel more body-confident.

Porka by theSaucerer September 27, 2023

Porka-Potty

The act of having sexual experiences/intercourse in a porta potty (porta-john, porta-loo, portable toilet, public toilet, etc.). This is usually the result of extreme horniness and having no other place to hook up. This type of sex is gross, smelly, and humid because of the feces in the tank and the lack of ventilation. (verb) (noun)

Example #1:
Boy: Yeah my girlfriend and I were uber horny last night and had nowhere to go to have sex so we just went into the porta potty and porka-pottied.

Example #2:
Girl: I never thought this would happen but my boyfriend and I pulled of a porka-potty.

Porka-Potty by yekralem May 23, 2013

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pockabook

What mum calls her hand bag.

Hey Billy boy, pass me my pockabook so we can go get some ice cream.

pockabook by Burbank Hayes April 21, 2011

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parka monkey

A follower of the oasis/Liam Gallagher religion

Johns been listening to a lot of oasis recently and bought him self a parka what a parka monkey

parka monkey by Oasisfan54321 April 2, 2018

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