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A fat chick with no value.

A flabby, self-proclaimed “10,” typically a female, who has nothing to offer at all. Sometimes referred to as a Porka Whale or a Porkaren. This type of female may appear to be what society deems a “strong, independent, woman” but in reality they gain all their power from insecure men and virtue signaling about being victimized. Wants all the benefits of equality to men without any of the responsibility. No confident man would be caught dead with a Porka. Porkas do nothing but consume. They do not provide anything meaningful to society and are generally a drain on insecure men's precious resources. Avoid at all costs.
That bisexual guy only chases chubbs and porkas
Shit everybody grab a slice before Karen gets here, she's such a porka!
Every female friends group keeps around one porka to make all the other women feel more body-confident.
by theSaucerer September 28, 2023
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