3 definitions by yekralem

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The act of having sexual experiences/intercourse in a porta potty (porta-john, porta-loo, portable toilet, public toilet, etc.). This is usually the result of extreme horniness and having no other place to hook up. This type of sex is gross, smelly, and humid because of the feces in the tank and the lack of ventilation. (verb) (noun)
Example #1:
Boy: Yeah my girlfriend and I were uber horny last night and had nowhere to go to have sex so we just went into the porta potty and porka-pottied.

Example #2:
Girl: I never thought this would happen but my boyfriend and I pulled of a porka-potty.
by yekralem May 23, 2013

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Noun: The rissidue left above the upper lip following oral sex on a female. The liquid, otherwise known as pussy juice, forms around the lips to resemble the "Got Milk" mustache.
Douche: Man I ate that box like it was my lunch!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!
by Yekralem August 17, 2015

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Noun: The leftover vaginal secretion above the upper lip after oral sex. This resembles the "Got Milk" mustaches, though it is a mustache from pussy juice.
Bro 1: "Dude, I ate her out like it was my lunch!"
Bro 2: "I can tell by your pussy mustache."
by Yekralem August 23, 2015

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