geek

Verb: To go on continuously about something, usually something geeky

Wow John, you geek so hard about that game

by gfedcba4 November 11, 2014

geek

A nerd, but without the intelligence of said nerd.

Jimmy with the t1 is a nerd, but Bob over there tripping over his shadow is a geek

by Josh January 18, 2005

geek

Has no social life at all.
teaches everyone all the new tech-shit @ work.
earns twice as much as the people who made them feel bad in school.
Spends half of this on porn.
Has sex with a guido's girlfriend, while watching porn.

guido: "yo playboy look at that geek"

Nerd: "fernando please just do your job and shut up."

Guido: "yes...i'me sorry boss"

by lolcat-enthousiast September 6, 2008

geek

Definition 1: Excessive or extreme laughter resulting primarily from the use
of marijuana, or any other mind expanding drugs.

Definition 2: Any form of marijuana, which is usually quality shit, that forces a person into bursts of laughter.

Example 1: Man that was some geek ass bud.

Example 2: That shit made me geek so hard.

by Ryan Seal April 11, 2007

geek

One who is almost entirely devoted to academic persuits and has little to no interest in the opposite sex; one who lives in his/her own little world.

Marc is 25, has never had a girlfriend and still goes to Star Wars conventions. We need to help the geek out.

by Scott Besei March 14, 2007

geek

the watery substance that forms on the end of a camels penis

i'm dehydrating in this desert, let's see if the camel's have any geek

by RatherLargeDave December 15, 2007

geek

Ugly, socially inept, boring male (usually, but some of them can be female) whom nobody wants to fuck. Some of them grow up to be another abomination: yuppies. Many of them have a mild form of schizophrenia and have very limited breadth of thought process and cultural exposure. A lot of geeks are latent gays, though they try to mask it, but the reality is that they suck in bed whether with homo- or heterosexual partner. The geekness has a potential cure: gym time and outdoors. Geeks usually need to get a life.

Contrary to popular belief, someone being a software engineer or similar high-level computer professional does not equal "geek"--especially if they have education in the field. A well-balanced person who is athletic, well-traveled, true art lover, morally sound and in general has a life can be a computer professional and not be a geek.

I need to take a shower asap, I've been sitting near a geek... who knows it might be infectious.

by zackyboi2 August 11, 2009