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hoobaday 

Usually an athletic african american male who spends his days sexually pleasing frusterated housewives while their husbands are at work. In addition, one can also find hoobadays at night clubs on weekends searching for curious young white women who are intoxicated. The hoobaday uses his competitive advantages, namely his 10-14" penis and athletic stature, to sexually conquer as many white women as possible. For a description of the hoobaday's most frequent victim, please refer to the reformed slut.
I came home from work early and caught 10 hoobadays taking turns on my wife.
I was at a club in menlo park and there were nothing but hoobadays dancing with drunk sorority girls.
hoobaday by RetaliatorJvZ August 24, 2006
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hoobadawatnow 

a word that means something like who what where when why? i hav noo idea wat ur on about explain plz
dude: oh did u hear about carrie and tom hookin up?
other dude: hoobadawatnow ?!?!?!
hoobadawatnow by caitie April 13, 2005

Hoobadashery 

A term to describe something absolutely outrageous or wild.
Have you seen the hoobadashery David has just committed. He fucked 6 girls in an hour.
Hoobadashery by HxWSEY July 18, 2022

hooyaday Nuug iyo Wass 

That word is a Somali word to diss someone's somalin mom or your own Somalian mom will use that to diss you but she's basically saying it to herself because you are not a mom...yet
English translation: Fuck and Lick your mom
Ahmed's MOM: Ya!! tag nadiifi jikada Ya!!! Go clean the Kitchen

Ahmed: Ahh hooyo u sheeg najma in ay sameeyaan Ahh Mom tell NajmaLazy [ass Sister to do it.
MOM: hooyaday Nuug iyo wass!! Adiga tag iyo nadiifi Fuck and Lick your mom!! You go and clean it
Ahmed: Ahh okay!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026