slang for the word "Jews", i.e. Jewish people.
It's Hanukkah time biatch! Big up to all da Jooz in the hizzy!
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Singular: Joo (less common)
Spelled-out pronunciation of "jews", referring to the Jewish people in a jocular manner over the Internet.
Passover is just for the Jooze.
by ttony21 April 20, 2008
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Spelled-out prununciation of "Jews"
Used in a jocular way when I-Chatting.
Passover is a holiday for Jooze.
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1. verb - to involuntarily ejaculate from a completely flaccid penis.

2. noun - the product of the above action
Adam Smith queefs, Dick Cheney joozes. (in reference to drilling for oil)
by Mr. Shwizzle December 21, 2010
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When a Jewish man cums
Hey man, why did you jooz in my wife
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jooz suckorx
by jdawn February 20, 2003
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Like "jizz", but still oozing out of the orifice.
"Oh, baby! Lick my jooz!"
by steph. May 15, 2003
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