Runners

A group of the hardest bunch of people alive who run like beasts.

Runners take part in extremely difficult sport and are hated on by random motorists and citizens.

by The World Dictionary October 31, 2004

runners

tennis shoes; sneakers

I got some new runners from Foot Locker.

by julie bing January 21, 2005

Runner

A breed of mentally tough humans who travel long distances on foot at a pace above 7mph. Do not confuse with ‘joggers’, who are an inferior version of this specie. Often, when confronted with the term ‘jogger’ at a party, a ‘runner’ will pick up their coat and depart immediately. (Especially if it is their own home). They are known to engage in ridiculous yet effective warm up routines, and can be seen panting and spitting across the city of London. Although unknown as to why, motorists seemingly despise these tough runners. Do not be surprised if you see them out in rain, sun or blizzards. For they can adapt to numerous environments and weather patterns. They are famed for their commitment and severe mental fortitude.

Was is a car?
Was it a pronghorn antelope?
No, it was one of those ‘runners’

by Jack Wilshere T City December 25, 2019

Runner

The hardest bunch of people alive who run like beasts.

Runners are so cool.

by Steven October 31, 2004

Runner

Someone who can do it longer and harder.

Runners do it longer and harder...in bed.

by Licy April 10, 2008

The Runner

When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.

Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.

by Thor76 October 06, 2004

runners

IN BRIEF: Running shoes.

MAN 1: Man, I like those runners. What are they called?
MAN 2: Nike Shox Turbo+ 10's.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 20, 2010