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Poll Smoker

Segment on the Daily Show where Dave Gorman acts as a statistical analyst (deliberately meant to be confused with smoking pole,a euphemism for blow jobs, but not the same thing as pole in the blow job sense is not spelled P-O-L-L, but rather P-O-L-E--if confused look it up in a non-urban dictionary)
Jon Stewart: Next up, another segment of Poll Smoker with Dave Gorman.

Dave Gorman: Thanks John, and whose poll shall I smoke today? Gallup's? Pew's?
Poll Smoker by dmkinn May 18, 2006
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Poll Smoker

a person that gives oral pleasure to a
male.
"ha ha.. That girl is a Poll Smoker!"
Poll Smoker by ShoVel July 24, 2003

Poll Smoker

Poll Smoker- 1) one who loves to suck cock good 2) one who enjoys poll smokes
Cheerz Poll Smoker
Poll Smoker by Dustin the Pimp September 4, 2003

polesmoker 

That polesmoker Adam Edwards sucks cock to buy heroin.
polesmoker by Dingalingaling August 13, 2003

polesmoker 

One who sucks the baloney pony - aka chows wang, gives head, polishes helmet, etc.
You are a fucking polesmoker!
polesmoker by Polesmokurr August 12, 2003

polesmoker 

one who performs oral sex on a male
polesmoker by mic May 14, 2003