SHIT TAINT 

After you have dropped a deuce, and wiped your ass. It is the dried up shit that remains stuck to your taint. Causing itching for hours.

Man, I took a shit, forgot to wipe, and now I gotsta shit taint.

SHIT TAINT by Luckie August 16, 2006

Shittant 

The worst kind of description that you can utter when the normal words like shit, terrible, dire, abomination, disgusting, dreadful and horrendous just don't cut it.

It is a culmination of these all these words and used to describe the worst and only the worst situations when the words that are the normal go to seem to downplay the severity that you are trying to express.

What an absolutely 'shittant' situation
Thats just 'shittant'
Nigel Farage is truly 'shittant'

Shittant by SHITTANTONE December 20, 2020

Shittainment 

Clickbait videos you watch until your leg is numb in the toilet while taking a dump.

The lights are off again, I better wave my hands for the sensor and continue my Shittainment

Shittainment by Schwarzkopf July 31, 2022

shittain 

The complete downfall of the UK, from the economy, to healthcare and the government, summed up in one phrase.

P1: Last week I visited shittain again, got mugged on the street just as I exited the airport
P2: Yeah, that country really fell off

shittain by Methalyne Blue November 11, 2022