1) Frequents the gym seven days a week. Sometimes does double sessions.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-
40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein
shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a
15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True
Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
Melissa: Are you going out with that guy from the
gym on Saturday? What was his name again? Brutis?
Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last
time I was blowing him.