cap hog 

In sports (both real and fantasy) a player with a high salary that underachieves or performs below expectations. This player ties up a considerable amount of salary under the salary cap, hence the name cap hog.

"Smith is only scoring 3 points a game. We need to get rid of him, he is just a cap hog at this point."
"I need to get Johnson off of my team, he is just a cap hog at this point."

cap hog by Henry II August 13, 2006

Caphogeny

Pronounced - ka-fodge-eny
A phalanx of tasks or duties coming at you all at once.
A disorganized load of items to sort and put away.
Anything happening in rapid succession so as to distract you from completing your objective, meeting your goal, or getting done with/at work on time.

"I wanted to get home for supper but the boss threw a caphogeny of stuff at me that he wanted done pronto."

"We started to unload the truck but every item was loaded in a mixed caphogeny and it took us four an a half hours to get it sorted out and finished."

"I got to work and was met with a caphogeny of stuff coming at me."

Caphogeny by spacetrucker April 12, 2008