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invisibrake 

1) The Invisi-brake is an imaginary device normally used by passengers to stop a vehicle when the driver apparently seems not to be trying.

2) An imaginary invisibrake allows any passenger to avoid (or induce) a panic-stop regardless of the driver's actual intent.

3) invisi-brake, Invisibrake; device allowing any occupant other than the driver to affect stoppage of a vehicle already in motion.
As they sped toward the intersection, she wondered if he saw the red light and instinctively pressed hard on the invisibrake.

Hey, I'm not such a bad driver, get off that Invisi-brake! I have it under control.

I drive fast and loose so my wife is constantly slamming on the invisi-brake. Screaming is not allowed.
invisibrake by Hank McCoy August 7, 2006
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Invisibrass 

When field promoted to a higher rank causing an inflated ego and a sassy attitude.
Damn man. Lil worm is really aggravating when he’s wearing that invisibrass.
Invisibrass by FD-User November 25, 2018
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Invisibae 

When you have a relationship only through the platform of snapchat. These people have never and will never meet, but constantly send each other snaps throughout the day acting like they are in a relationship. Most of these snaps are dirty.
"Omg Jordan just snapped another dick pic, he's becoming my invisibae"
" He's going to be in town tonight, maybe I'll finally meet up with him, he won't be my invisibae anymore!"

"You're never going to meet up with him, He's just a invisibae through snapchat."
Invisibae by Gabracsop October 16, 2017

Invisi-brake

1) The Invisi-brake is an imaginary device normally used by automobile passengers to stop a vehicle when the driver apparently seems not to be trying.

2) An imaginary invisibrake allows any passenger to avoid (or induce) a panic-stop regardless of the driver's actual intent.

3) invisi-brake, Invisibrake; device allowing any occupant other than the driver to affect stoppage of a vehicle already in motion.
As they sped toward the intersection, she wondered if he saw the red light and instinctively pressed hard on the invisibrake.

Hey, I'm not such a bad driver, get off that Invisi-brake! I have it under control.

I drive fast and loose so my wife is constantly slamming on the invisi-brake. Screaming is not allowed.
Invisi-brake by Hank McCoy August 7, 2006

Invisibated

verb - the action of someone online who signs into a chatroom and stays inactive for a long period of time so that everyone in the chat believes that person to be away from their keyboard, but as soon as someone says somethign about them or speaks about a topic that they have knowledge about they pop into the conversation. this can either be referring to a good friend or a frequent visitor who is annoying.
person #1, "hey man did you hear about Gilly?"
person #2, "no i didn't, why, whats up?"
Gilly, "did someone just say my name?"
person #1, "goddam it gilly you fuckin invisibated me again you dick!"
Gilly, "LOL -.-"
Invisibated by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009

InvisiFake

A Person who THINKS their ACTIONS & INTENTIONS are INVISIBILE but YOU SEE THE FAKE in THEM!! A person that think they're getting over on you when in reality you see EXACTLY what they're doing!!! FAKE is HARD TO HIDE!!
So she gone intentionaly not add me to her guest list but add my husband & claim it was an over site, yet she called his cousin and told him she meant to... #Invisifake
InvisiFake by JessBeauty March 3, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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