Postman Pat 

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.

Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat

Postman Pat by Joe the wise May 27, 2016

Postman Pat 

A freaky show meant for young children. Sure, most of you reading this probably watched it as a kid but it is totally freaky. The show follows the adventures of Pat, a weird-ass postman (who is probably gay and only pretends to be married with kids) and his equally gay pet cat Jess. What happens in a typical episode is:

Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.

Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.

See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine

Postman Pat ruined my toddlerhood.

Postman Pat by Rose likes pie November 22, 2009

Postman Pat 

the man with the big head on telly who falls over when ice skates

post man pat rules so bad

Postman Pat by me July 22, 2003

postman pat 

kids tv show

postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat. testicals went flying all the kids are cheering

postman pat by mysticphinox66 March 4, 2019

postman pat 

when a guy puts his penis through a expanded ear, like a 30mm.

dude: "hey, wannuh postman pat?"

chick: "sure thing, wheres your magic parcel ;)"

postman pat by meg. April 18, 2008

Postman Pat drift

A person who drives sideways and blast the postman Pat theme song whilst drifting

Fuckin idiot doing the postman Pat drift!

Postman Pat drift by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

ur dad postman pat 

Better than every insult.

Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.

ur dad postman pat by Mattyholden May 20, 2018