freesworth

The attempt made at All U Can Eat buffets, making use of the aol free cd, or getting hammered at a wedding with open bar.

I puked on myself, and my second cousin, after I made out with him in front of my family. Perhaps I should relax on the wine. But then again, it's my duty to get my freesworth.

freesworth by NikkiNikki July 31, 2006

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freeforthirtyninecents

people who are mentally handicaped, loosbian

Alexis once said freeforthirtyninecents.
Shes a retard.

freeforthirtyninecents by poop August 3, 2004

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freesnorter

A person that shows up to a party baggieless and helps themselves to everyone else's nose powders(snortables) without even pitching in.

Ugh look at Sniffany. She's over there powdering her nose with everyone else's snortables. She's such a Freesnorter.

freesnorter by Rowdyruck December 2, 2023

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Farnesworth

A person whom tells a lie that would appear to be clearly a joke but the lie is being told with serious intent.

“So there I was with the 5th fleet Admiral driving the boat and then he asked if I wanted to be promoted to Captain but I told him no.”

Sarcastically “ yeah ok man”

Farnesworther- “no I’m serious”

“Are you trying to Farnesworth me right now?”

Farnesworth by Idontcare1234 September 2, 2025

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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