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A wife who looks like a bum. T-shirts, pajama bottoms, weight gain and SUVs are popular with bumwives.
My gf was a hottie, but we got married and had a kid. Now she is a bumwife.
bumwife by Jay Fanzen June 3, 2010
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bum wipe butty 

A sandwich with a filling the same consistancy of what can be found on toilet roll after cleaning up. Any paste type filling or tikka/coronation chicken filling on white bread can be described as a bum wipe butty.
That looks like a bum wipe butty you're having for lunch
bum wipe butty by elvis the dog February 19, 2010
(Taralynn) A huge retard who wears suspenders and dances to G-slide. She needs to be sent to the looney-bin.
Ow! You kissed my eye butwipe!!!
butwipe by courtney Boo April 27, 2008

Butwiper 

Butwiper; Another name for Budweiser beer, because of the massive amounts of morning shits created by drinking excessive amounts of the beer.
Dan: Fuck that man!! Never again!! I shit out two loafs of bread and three bowls of rice this morning because of that butwiper shit I drank all night. Next time its Miller time. Tom: I hear that man!!
Butwiper by 186 mph January 17, 2010
To have anal sex.
I knew I would marry her when I discovered that she likes it bumwise.
bumwise by Vik C May 24, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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