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A wife who looks like a bum. T-shirts, pajama bottoms, weight gain and SUVs are popular with bumwives.
My gf was a hottie, but we got married and had a kid. Now she is a bumwife.
bumwife by Jay Fanzen June 3, 2010
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bum wipe butty 

A sandwich with a filling the same consistancy of what can be found on toilet roll after cleaning up. Any paste type filling or tikka/coronation chicken filling on white bread can be described as a bum wipe butty.
That looks like a bum wipe butty you're having for lunch
bum wipe butty by elvis the dog February 19, 2010
(Taralynn) A huge retard who wears suspenders and dances to G-slide. She needs to be sent to the looney-bin.
Ow! You kissed my eye butwipe!!!
butwipe by courtney Boo April 27, 2008

Butwiper 

Butwiper; Another name for Budweiser beer, because of the massive amounts of morning shits created by drinking excessive amounts of the beer.
Dan: Fuck that man!! Never again!! I shit out two loafs of bread and three bowls of rice this morning because of that butwiper shit I drank all night. Next time its Miller time. Tom: I hear that man!!
Butwiper by 186 mph January 17, 2010
To have anal sex.
I knew I would marry her when I discovered that she likes it bumwise.
bumwise by Vik C May 24, 2019
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026