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Penis Monkey Lover 

someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.
Wow did you see Jack the other day. He is such a Penis Monkey lover.
Penis Monkey Lover by Penis's June 20, 2011

one eyed monkey lover 

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
one eyed monkey lover by messy bun November 19, 2017

monkeylove 

To conduct love making in a manner that is wild, passionate, animalistic, and perhaps even humorous. Lovemaking as a primitive, resonant visceral experience.

(Mutual fulfillment seems to be a key component of monkeylove, versus a rape or mindless coitus in which only the guy gets anything out of it.)

Somewhat related to the idea in the Cool & The Gang song, "Jungle Boogy".
she came over and we made sweet, torrid monkeylove
monkeylove by MNO September 2, 2004

Monkeylove 

Monkeylove is referred to as gay sex between two guys.
Did you hear gay Johnny talking about all the monkeylove he got last night.
Monkeylove by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

monkeylover 

one who wishes to or does make love to monkeys
that guy is a real monkeylover, he goes to the zoo to try and get pussy.
monkeylover by asspirate July 20, 2003

Hot Buttered MonkeyLove 

Sex so filthy the troop of spider monkeys at the local zoo escape to come groom you both afterwards!
Nicole and I had a Hot Buttered MonkeyLove session that even an hour long shower couldn’t cleanse our souls afterwards.
Hot Buttered MonkeyLove by Bent Boy September 22, 2023