An Alexander McSwizzle is a being who is usually deathly pale and extremely socially awkward to the point of indescribableness. Also can be known as an Swizzle, McSwizzle, or just Alexon some occasions.

Man, that Alexander McSwizzle is not looking too great.

Alexander McSwizzle by Apolleau April 18, 2019

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McSizzle

The McSizzle is a self care treatment in which a male places his balls/scrotum on a platform coated in Pop Rocks. Then, he pours a fresh cup of McDonald's Sprite under it to maximize the pleasurable and exfoliating effect of the glucose crystals smacking against his testicular pores.

Hey Mark, do you wanna join me and the boys later for our annual McSizzle?

Hell yeah man, I've got the Pop Rocks and Jorge is off to McDonalds to get the sprite, I sure can't wait for the impending pleasure and exfoliation.

McSizzle by DaSizzler November 9, 2020

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McSizzleDrizzle

A long, semi soft and coiled up turd. Flaccid and squishy. Extra stinky and unnattractive. Low in fiber, but high in semen. Likely caused by a false sense of confidence.

The gay Viking yelled “My fantasy team will win the championship this year! Fuck you kid! McSizzleDrizzle, babe!”

McSizzleDrizzle by The Mother Lover October 12, 2018

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